How you look fat in black?

I look as crazy as this picture.SMH

The title says it all. So I decided to celebrate with a couple of friends that graduated from college this past week, and of course pictures went up. And of course I was tagged in photos. OH MY GOD, I LOOK SOOOOO FAT IN THESE PICTURES. And do you know what makes its even worse? I was wearing black!!! I thought black makes someone look smaller/slimmer. That means I look really fat in colors. Now granted I am very top heavy, that is something that I cannot help. That sometimes makes me look big in pictures because "they" are big. I'm gonna have to go to the gym asap. I am not going to lie, I have fell off with going to the gym on the regular.I know you all remember at one point, I was a gym fend. I wanna say from mid January to the end of March I was going to the gym 3-4 days out of the week. It has been 3 weeks since I have been to the gym. It won't be hard for me to get back to my old track record. I got 9 weeks until I leave for St. Louis.So that means I am going to have to go the gym 3-5 days out of week 1-2 hours at a time. It will be a combination of classes, lifting, running, and circuit training. I lost inches before, looks like I will have to do it again. I wanna lose 8 inches a piece in my hips, thighs, waist, and stomach.Operation: I WILL NOT BE A FAT GIRL has begun right now!